Hello and welcome to the Fartless Factory!

Please pardon our dust.  We are currently in the throws of a complete website re-design.  Our old website was quite long-in-the-tooth and it’s functionality had become compromised.  Please check back soon to see what’s new.  Until then, please feel free to contact us if you have any questions.

Thank you,

The Old Fart




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